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Short blonde jokes

Dumb blonde jokes are very popular world wide. And some of the jokes are really funny too. People from all ages do enjoy these jokes.

Some really humorous Blonde jokes are given bellow..

Dead bird

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Drivers test

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Short blonde jokes?

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that brunettes can remember them.

Watch Dogs!

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her friend said, "Who ever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HellOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

The Eyes

Question : What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
Ans : The back of her head.